IBELIEVE IN FRIENDSHIP. I really do. Now more than ever actually. All of my current college friendships are mere hatchlings in the coop. However, I do believe that in this pivotal and desperately lonely stage, I am noticing the major character significances that can and will ruin any future in a friendship that we can ever have. It happens. Not everyone is meant to be BFF. That doesn't mean there are any harsh feelings, we just have nothing to talk about. There are a few factors that I just can't get with If we are gonna be friends.
These are my dealbreakers:
1. You try to break the ice with me by making fun of another person- That is not nice. You aren't impressing me with any comedic skill, all you are showing me is that your mama raised a damn fool. Walk away.
2.You don't even like me- You're just friends with me for some academic benefits or whatever. and you know what? I just might get attached. and if I see you studying with someone else, *sniff* Ima be real distraught. "I thought we had something Teresa!"
3. We don't like the same TV shows- "Hey did you watch last weeks episode of The Office? Wasn't it funny when Jim- What? You don't know what The Office is? Wha-but--- I wasn't prepared for this."
4. You want me to join your cult*- Sure I'll go with you to a party in an uncharted location in West Philly. Fine. I'll hug all the elders and chow down on this delicious food. Hey why do you call them elders?
Umm.... I wikipedia'd you guys, when were you gonna tell me? at the sacrifice?
5. You look at me like I'm weird- How do you not like the smell of elevators? If you don't you better keep that to yourself. Stop lookin at me sideways...
*This really happened
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