Thursday, April 22, 2010

Earth Day is Stupid


OF ALL THE DUMB HOLIDAYS in which we complacently smile and do whatever the heck is designated to this particular calendar event, Earth Day has to be the worst (next to Flag Day of course):

1. No Gifts.
2. You still have to go to Work/School.
3. NBC puts that green peacock in the corner
4. I dont even think theres a charlie brown special for this
5. There really is no tradition besides people fronting like they care about the environment for one day.

The only good things about today are those little Dirt and Worm cups. And those are reserved for the ingrates children.

1 comment:

  1. if I could thumbs up this, I would. As much as I'm all for the green movement, your points are very valid lol

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